Nov 27 2008
Extraterrestrial lost and found
Pre-Ramble: According to our favorite meteorologist, the planets Venus and Jupiter will be brightly visible in the southwest skies at twilight over the next week or so. Astronomy is so amazing. There is something eerily comforting about the moon and stars and the enduring vastness of space. When my kids were little, we would take our sleeping bags out onto the driveway in the middle of the night and scan the canopy of darkness for the magical streaks of shooting stars.
Interestingly, moving along in the stardust as well, are thousands of orbiting ”space objects.” According to the U.S. Space Surveillance Network, there are more than 12,000 objects, including 600 operational satellites and what is known as “orbital debris” circling in the skies above the Earth, many of which can be seen with the naked eye. Iridium Communications Satelites, for example, are approximately the size of a Volkswagen Beetle and have highly polished antennas which reflect a bright flash of light when their orbit comes into alignment with the sun.
Featured moment: This week, and for the next several centuries, it is likely that you and the kids will also be able to spot a small, greasy, backpack-sized bag full of tools moving across the evening sky. In a recent and highly unfortunate mishap, astronaut and Minnesota native, Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper watched as her untethered tool bag, valued at $100,000, floated slowly out of reach during the first of four spacewalks scheduled to repair a jammed Solar Alpha Rotary joint. Apparently, a grease gun had exploded in the bag (hate it when that happens) during the “extravehicular activity,” whereupon the miffed astronaut was recorded as saying, “Oh, great.”
Seriously, that is what she said. I think something else would be rolling off my tongue if a grease gun had just exploded in my bag in the middle of a seven hour spacewalk. When interviewed later, the mortified Stefanyshyn-Piper blamed herself, noting that, “…[it was difficult] knowing that [I] made a mistake and living through that… it was the hardest coming back in and having to face everybody else.”
Hold on a second there, Heidemarie… If I’m not mistaken, while you, the only gal on the mission, were out there working your space gloves to the bone, your male crew mates were essentially inside just hanging around. (Please don’t tell me you still had to shop and rehydrate dinner when you finished up with that spacewalk.) And let’s not forget history here – in 1971, revered Apollo 14 Commander, Alan Shepard, lost three golf balls in some sophomoric high jinx on the moon. It’s hard enough to find a lost golf ball here on Earth and you don’t see him all sheepish and apologetic. He’s the one who should be embarrassed – did you hear the play-by-play on those iron shots?? He topped the first one, sliced the second, and then totally exaggerated the distance on the third. Let’s not blow the gravity of your situation out of proportion, for heaven’s sake; who among us hasn’t made a mistake on the job?
The Take-Away: Four things to take away here: 1) Grace under pressure - you have set a stellar example of how to handle challenging circumstances for the millions of young men and women who look up to you; 2) Teaching moment – you will probably learn and grow more from this experience than from all the perfect missions put together; 3) Notoriety – as “that astronaut who dropped the tool bag,” you will have something to talk about on Ellen for the rest of your career (you may even be able to do a double dipper on this if the bag ends up hitting someone in the back of the head at some point); and finally, 4) Take heart - you will be able to look back at this a couple light years from now and laugh.
Post Note: According to satellite trackers at SpaceWeather.com, the errant bag was spotted in the sky after sunset on Saturday, November 23rd by Edward Light using 10 X 50 binoculars while scanning the sky in his backyard in Lakewood, N.J. On the same night, Keven Fetter of Brockville, Ontario, video-recorded the bag as it passed through the constellation Pisces. The satellite tracker predicts that the bag will be visible through binoculars from Eurpoe and western North America this week, and by late next week, should appear in the eveining skies over most of North America.





